A Highly Caffeinated Dose of Coffee Memes for People Living on Espresso Shots

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John Summers • Contributor
Aug 27, 2024 9:00 PM EDT

What is it about this dark, bitter, hot beverage that I love so much? And believe me, I really do love my coffee! If I had my way, I'd drink nothing but coffee all day. Actually, come to think of it, it *is* up to me, and that's exactly what I do—I drink about 7 cups a day! I recently cut back on making every single one of those with a double shot of espresso.

If you're worried about my health, don't be. I've Googled "How much coffee is too much coffee?" more times than I care to admit, and the answer is comforting—it's a lot! In fact, you'd probably need to worry more about drinking too many fluids before the caffeine gets you. To give you an idea of my coffee obsession, I once worked at a coffee shop and would munch on roasted coffee beans like they were candy. The owner wasn't thrilled.

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    Sleeping 8 hours Sleeping 4 hours Never sleeping Drinking 300 cups of coffee D
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    THIS IS NOT THE LATTE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
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    HELLO DARKNESS a MY OLD FRIEND
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    Coffee. Make it black. Like my heart and soul.
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    Make Me Coffee Right Meow
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    QO
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    Caffeinated Owl Chart decaf half-caf regular Irish coffee espresso double espresso
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    COFFEE IS MY CRACK TOUCH MY CRACK AND I'LL SHANK YOU DOIM NOT KIDDING Het Hank Hannah
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    My morning coffee makes me feel I got my together. I don't. But it feels like it. But I will never actually have my together
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    THINGS I LIKE ABOUT COFFEE: • coffee is hot •Coffee makes me excited. • Coffee is good enough to have every day. Coffee Smells good" • coffee makes you nervous some times • Coffee gives you warm and fuzzies • even when coffee is too strong or too weak, it's still good." THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU: • pretty much the same as coffee
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    BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON IS A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF COFFEE
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    Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank to much. Drank too Probably much. too much coffee. Coffee.
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    HOW I THINK I LOOK WHEN I FLIRT IN A COFFEE SHOP HOW EVERYONE SEES ME
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    Still a better love story FATAL ATTRACTION than twilight
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    come here, coffee... CAUTION: HOT! enough of your shenanigans, get over here. YARGH WHY the AwkwardYeti.com
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    MY BLOOD TYPE: I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MY MORNING COFFEE COFFEE STEP ASIDE MONDAY... COFFEE DOESN'T ASK SILLY QUESTIONS COFFEE UNDERSTANDS. THIS IS A JOB FOR COFFEE
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    BEFORE COFFEE AFTER COFFEE
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    I cannot brain today. I has the dumb.
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    WILL START WORKING WHEN MY COFFEE DOES
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    ANYTIME IS COFfee TIME.
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    Have you ever stopped to think that maybe coffee is addicted to ME?
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    "You can do it. - Coffee
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    WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS MORNING BRAIN? WHAT WE DO EVERY MORNING PINKY: DRINK ALOT OF COFFEE AND RULE THE WORLD!
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    I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE THAT DON'T NEED COFFEE TO FUNCTION
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    drink coffee because without it, I'm basically a 2 year old whose blankie is in the washer.
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    Coffee! You can sleep when you're dead!
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    Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairytales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans everyday, and it brings me back to life.
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    HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS COFFEE? AAY YY44YY194 h414 14714 94. HEBREWS IT zipmeme
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    IF YOU TRY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME BEFORE MY MORNING COFFEE 11 INSTRUCTOR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME www.imfunny.net
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    Bad coffee Is like Bad wine After the first glass you are just glad its working.
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    DRINK COFFEE Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy
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